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Knight Night / Fight Night

Knight Night / Fight Night

Okay, so we don’t know quite when things will open up again with the Covid-19 situation. That said, its time to get an event on our horizons, even if it’s not exactly scheduled yet. This will be the first big Thursday night event that we host when we’re feeling it’s safe enough for us to gather and game. But we wanted to announce it now so that people can 1) get their Knight class model if you don’t have one yet (Enrico from Drawbridge has been stocking them up, and can order), and 2) get it painted.

Knight Night / Fight Night will be a royal rumble style event held at Drawbridge Games, where Knights of all shapes and sizes (and also Dreadnoughts and a few other related types) will be able to climb into the ring and try and see who can make it to the end.

Knight Night rules:

All players will be dealt a playing card (deck of 52) that will determine order of entry to the ring (the battlefield), and that order will be recorded and cards returned. The lowest 2 cards (numbers first, with suit order high-to-low in reverse-alpha to break numerical ties, so Spades > Hearts > Diamonds > Clubs, and Aces high) start in the ring. After each round, the next two are added to the ring (making their grand entrances with entrance music). Every round of combat all participants in the ring are dealt a playing card, and play turns will run in that order. The goal is to be the last model standing–knocking all of other competitors “out of the ring”. A few special rules help you do this, and stay in the fight.

“Recover In the Corner” action: Declare at the start of your turn. Roll 1d6 and recover that many wounds. Can move (including advancing) but cannot fire any weapons, charge, or make any melee attacks until the start of its next turn.

“Reroll Chip”: Every player gets one reroll chip. Everyone who put up a promo (posted on the Drawbridge event page, see below) gets a second reroll chip. The player with the best promo (judged by Enrico) gets a third reroll chip. Reroll chips can be exchanged or traded as you wish during the game with other players. They can be spent to reroll any one d6 roll (including the “Out of the Ring” table or the result of a “Recover in the Corner” action). They can also be spent to get rid of the card you’re dealt at any point for turn order, and be dealt a new random card from the deck. Note that no one will have CP’s to keep things simple, this is a sort of replacement for that.

“Out of the Ring” chart: Whenever a model is reduced to 0 wounds, they immediately must roll on the following chart (any model rules that might trigger on “when reduced to zero wounds” such as exploding are ignored). Conceptually a Battle Royale is about throwing your opponent out of the ring and their feet hitting the ground (indicating they’re out). While we don’t have an actual ring to be thrown out of, these are the results when the participants take those devastating finishing attacks.

RollResult
1 “I’ll get you back”Both feet hit the ground and this model loses. However, they’re not quite ready to accept that. They immediately get a single turn of shooting to try and take an opponent with them (using lowest profile if applicable), and then are removed from the board.
2 “Ouch, he’ll feel that one”Both feet hit the ground and this model loses. It is removed from the board.
3 “Thats a tough break, J.R.”Both feet hit the ground and this model loses. It is removed from the board.
4 “Hanging on the ropes”The Knight hangs on, just barely. It is restored to 1 remaining wound, and cannot be targeted any further this round until it acts or until the start of the next round if it has already acted this round.
5 “Push thru the pain”This model grits its teeth and keeps on fighting. Immediately roll a d6 and restore that many wounds to the model. This model cannot be targeted/damaged any further during the current opponent’s activation.
6 “You just made me angry”This model channels the punishment into newfound strength. Immediately restore the model to the high value remaining wounds on its middle tier on its damage chart (or to 6 wounds if it does not have a damage chart). This model cannot be targeted/damaged any further during the current opponent’s activation.

Painting Requirements: All models participating in Knight Night must be painted to a tabletop standard and based. Part of this hobby is, well, the hobby, so I want to encourage people to paint and get models finished for events. There will be a trophy for best painted entrant (either single model or tag team), and special consideration will be given to paint jobs that commit to the wrestling theme.

Knight Night options:

Knight Options: Proper Knights have to fight solo in the ring, and players can choose any non-character Knight from the Imperial Knights or Chaos Knights codex with gear allowable from the data sheet (no relics). None of the rules for households or dreadblades or infernal/iconoclast or anything like that will be applied, and no warlord traits or upgrades that aren’t part of that basic entry for the Knight.

Smaller Models: Sometimes Tag Teams participate in the challenge of a Royal Rumble as well, and we want to allow some people who don’t have one of the big Knight-class models for their faction to still participate in the Rumble. So you can field two of the following instead of one Knight. Know that some of these might not be equivalent in points, but hey… jobbers exist for a reason, and the crowd does cheer for underdogs right? Again, no named character versions of these. They both go at the same time on your turn, but can take separate actions (e.g. one can use the “Recover in the Corner” action while the other acts normally).

  • 2 Armigers or War Dogs (type can be mixed)
  • 2 Imperial Dreadnoughts or Chaos Hellbrutes (no Chapter or Legion special rules, Dread types can be mixed)
  • 2 Penitent Engines

When is a Knight not a Knight: We’re not able to allow in every Xenos and Chaos faction, but applications to field other types are allowable if they’re comparable in stature to a Knight (note they may not be comparable in points).

  • Stormsurge
  • Wraithknight
  • Gorkanaut
  • Morkanaut
  • Lord of Skulls

That said, you know you want to field a Chaos Knight. Give in. Paint one up.

What about my special rules?

Instead of the normal faction or chapter or household rules (or warlord or relic or detachment or…), instead you get to pick one of the following Wrestling Roles or Tropes. Everyone knows that what makes good rumbles is the storylines, so pick your role, get your benefits, and cut that promo.

Wrestling Role / TropeIn-Game Ability
BabyfaceStart the battle as a good guy, audience favorite. The crowd’s cheering spurs them on. As such, at the end of each of their activations, rolls a d6. On a 4+ they regain one lost wound. They can make a Heel turn during their activation if they wish (they have to turn on an another Knight while it’s down, or cut a nasty promo, etc.). If they do so, they they get the Heel ability which replaces their Babyface ability for the rest of the game (cannot subsequently change again).
JobbersCan only be taken by a pair from the smaller models list. You cannot win. However, the second of your two models can continue to fight on after being reduced to zero wounds. Jobbers only get removed when the story calls for it, so you can continue playing and wreaking havoc until such time as the field narrows to the exciting final 2, 3, or 4 (depending on round). Enrico will inform you when your Jobber then takes the fall and you’re pulled.
Underdog(s)Gain an extra reroll chip at the start of the game. If taken for a pair from the smaller models list, gain two extra reroll chips.
Evil ForeignerCan only be taken by one of the Xenos options (Eldar, Tau, Orks). You’re playing up your Xenos status in front of the crowd, and they’re booing like crazy. You gain one bonus reroll chip each time you reduce a babyface, an underdog, a Giant, or a Heel to zero wounds for the first time.
HeelYou can spend one of your reroll chips to immediately negate any opponent’s reroll chip usage. They can make a Face turn during their activation if they wish (jump in to help a Knight that is being ganged up on or cut a positive promo, etc.). If they do so, they they get the Babyface ability which replaces their Heel ability for the rest of the game (cannot subsequently change again).
The Mordian ScrewjobOnce, and only once, during the event you can choose the result of any player’s out of the ring roll rather than them rolling. Be careful, the fans can get pretty angry at this one.
Cheap HeatMake sure you insult the city in which you’re fighting. You come out of the gates strong. On your first turn on the table you cannot be targeted until you’ve acted, and you get a +1 to all hit rolls for that first activation of the game.
The GiantCan only be taken by a Knight with carapace mounted weaponry or the Lord of Skulls. You’re a towering presence, which slows you a bit–but you hit hard and are hard to take down. You can apply a +1 to any of your “Out of the Ring” rolls after rolling them. However, you get dealt two cards each round and take the higher to represent your slow speed.
The Ricky MortonYou know your job is to take a beating. So take a beating you shall. You go last in every round, but you get the Feel No Pain (6+) rule.
Garbage WrestlerThe others might fight fair, you brought a chair. Notify the tourney organizers in advance if you’re doing this one. If you have a folding chair (or ladder or table) modeled at the size of your Knight model, you can use them in battle as an additional one-shot weapon. Not gonna reveal yet how devastating the chair is, as we need to see the finished product. But the better it looks, the better it’ll be.
Lucha Libre Tag TeamCan only be taken by a pair from the smaller models list. While you may not be big yourself, you use your acrobatic skills to run circles around the largest foes. Opponent Knights with Carapace weapons (and the Lord of Skulls) suffer a -1 to hit the models in your team, and if you reduce one of those types of models (carapace weapons or Lord of Skulls) to 0 wounds with one of your attacks they get a -2 modifier on their Out of Ring roll. If you have painted your pair with matching Luchador masks on their “heads” (or otherwise a clear luchador theme) you get a bonus reroll chip for the effort too.
 Charlie Brown from Outta Town Okay, so you play Tyranids or Necrons and you’re not allowed at this match. Well, come in a mysterious costume and wrestle under an assumed name. This one is for the converters only: if you do up a Tyranid monstrosity with assimilated Knight parts, a genestealer cult looted Knight, or a Necron creation that matches the look and weaponry of a Knight, then I suppose we would reward your creativity. They must be modeled appropriately (show us pics in advance) to “count” as an Imperial Knight. If so, we’ll let you field with with the rules of an Imperial Knight.

Wait. Promo?

Yes, promo. Players are encouraged to make a promo and share it in advance of the main event. Think of the pilot of the Knights as their manager, and cut a promo about how your Knight is gonna triumph in the event. You can write it on the facebook page by starting the post with [Knight Night Promo] in brackets so we know what it is. Be sure to include a picture of your painted Knight (or tag team or knight equivalent). And if you’re really feeling it, feel free to record a video promo version. Be as creative as you wish. It’s not required, but you do get bonus reroll chips if you try something (and the best gets even more bonus reroll chips). So give it a go!

Rage Rising

Rage Rising

Welp. Coronavirus/Covid-19 hit my painting progress hard, and my ability to play games with friends even harder. Amid it I embarked on a new (related?) project with my 40k armies, adding in a Khorne Daemons contingent to my Nurgle force. We’re planning a “Daemon World” event over the Summer (well… was over the summer… now for “when we can game in person again), and I decided that I would be repping team Khorne (as a couple buddies are thinking of going Team Nurgle).

So this is just my painting progress thus far with Khorne forces, no battle reports as of yet. I’m having them match my Nurgle daemons in one sense: the chitin of bugs and the blue of horned protrusions are the same colors with these models as with the Nurgle ones. So any bug-arms (or the little flies) on the Nurgle models are the same scheme as the Khorne models. And of course the same basing style helps tie them together as well.

Chaos Daemons 40k Herald of Khorne Bloodmaster Conversion

This Bloodmaster is the model that started it all. I was looking at the Age of Sigmar effects and the Khorne box had this crazy eye-bleeding skull, and I was like “what if that had a guy floating behind it?”. So I did it up. And I’m especially tickled by the results. I envision that Khorne himself “promoted” this Bloodletter to a Bloodmaster by throwing a massive skull from his throne thru the immaterium onto his head.

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I really struggle to stick to my plan of “boys before toys” with Warhammer 40k armies, so tried to get moving on some troops before I got lost in HQ after HQ. These are the first ten Bloodletters I finished. I have 20 more sitting on the painting table now. I’m enjoying doing their swords as lava weapons. 

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Daemon Prince with Wings. Navigating the lava weapon on some of the larger characters will be interesting. The other thing I’m working on is Skarbrand, and his weapons are like “alive”, so they probably won’t be lava. But I wanted this guy’s axe to be that way. I’m really liking the way the white symbols of Khorne pop on the various models. 

So progress with painting at least has resumed despite quarantine. And I hope that soon enough some comfort with gaming can return and I can get these angry Khorne models on the table in the summer.

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

96/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

14/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted

 

 

Beasts of Nurgle – Chaos Tactica 8th Ed

Beasts of Nurgle – Chaos Tactica 8th Ed

Okay friendly forces of the Grandfather, so you’re thinking about doing some Beast of Nurgle spam in your games of Warhammer 40k? Well, I’ve been tending the garden for a while and I wanted to offer a reasonably(-ish) comprehensive guide to using those delightful Beasties in a game of 40k. This Beast of Nurgle tactica considers: where do they excel, where do they struggle, what are their matchups, and how do you maximize them?

Beast of Nurgle from Realm of Chaos 2 Lost and Damned

What They Bring to the Table

Crack open your codex for the full stat block. I’ll highlight the key elements. You may notice a theme: Beasts are a gamble.

Durable-ish: Beasts have a toughness high enough to make small arms wound them on 5’s and only the most heavy of heavy weapons able to wound them on 2’s. They have an armor save of 5+ and that daemonic invulnerable save of 5+ as well. And then they can ignore wounds with Disgustingly Resilient (also on a 5+). This makes them durable-ish. There are times when mine have shrugged off far too much fire, and other times when they have crumbled. Being streaky at best, it means that they benefit from high numbers in their squad if possible (sometimes useful, sometimes not–see below). Count on them to be durable-ish and I think you’ve got the right of them.

Pillow-ish: d6 attacks is a cruel, cruel mistress, and the fundamental reason these guys area a gamble. Doing 2 wounds and having re-roll all failed wound rolls is good, but with no AP modifier and only an average strength. Keep in mind that 1 out of every 6 times on average your unit of three beasts will roll up and do a whole three total attacks. Sure, the turn where they get 18 looks amazing, but again–it’s streaky. If you count on the average number of attacks, and only hitting on 4+, you’re looking at the reliable point of the swing being about five Strength 4 hits with no save modifier. So keep that in mind. There are ways to boost reliability, strength, and damage, but the lack of save modifier and random attacks keeps things very much dependent upon dice.

Special Rules: Don’t over-estimate the value of these… they’re not so hot. It’s nice that they can heroically intervene, but it takes some critical positioning skill with other units to ensure that it can happen. And the slime trail rule simply isn’t that punishing to an opponent. Some players will stay stuck with you in melee, but honestly it’s hardly a worry to just step out and chance the mortal wound.

Expensive but Flexible: So these guys are expensive in some notions of the word. The kit is costly, and while there are secondary companies that make great alternatives they still come at some cost (I love my trio of Kromlech Snail Beasts pictured below). And more than that, they’re 30 points/2 power points. If you’re playing power points, then they’re a real comparative deficit (30 Plaguebearers for the cost of 6 Beasts). Better in the realm of regular points, where 30 Plaguebearers are roughly 10 Beasts. The advantage of the Beasts is that they can be broken into lots of different size units: one huge mob, each one fielded individually, some combination. I tend to like trios, as that gives me good flexibility–but I have definitely run duos, run solo, and even a big massed unit to try them out. That flexibility of combining or running solo may be their best strength.

Nurgle Beasts of Nurgle Kromlech Alternative Sculpt

Tactics for Gamblers

So you’re ready to commit to the Beasts of Nurgle, and you think that you can make them work in a reasonably competitive game? That means you’re taking a gamble. You need to keep in mind that they’re a gamble, and use them as such. They’re not an end-all, be-all kind of unit. Instead, like any risk you’ve got to manage it well, and reduce the risk where you can. Some of that is synergies, which I’ll cover below. But the most general two risks are that pesky d6 attacks characteristic and the lack of armor modifier.

The random attacks risk has a fair solution: paying the CP to do a command point re-roll. This has its risks as well. There might be some other crucial combat where you need it (e.g. that Daemon Prince wounds on a 2+ and you roll the 1 on the difference-making attack). But for Beasts of Nurgle, being able to re-roll a 1 or a 2 (and sometimes a 3 even) for number of attacks is absolutely huge. This scales the larger the unit is, as it has more and more of an impact the more models there are. For a unit of 3 Beasts, consider the upside of the single command point if you roll a 1 for number of attacks. There’s a 1/6 chance that it’s the same, and a 5/6 chance that you gain between 3 to 15 additional attacks that turn. If I have the CP I will always re-roll the 1 for attacks on a unit of 3 or more Beasts. For 2’s it’s a little more iffy, but I will if I think I can make a difference (armor saves in opposing unit of 4+ or worse). There’s also a time to just sit and be tough for a round, and not loose too much yourself. Against really dedicated melee foes, I do tend to re-roll 2’s and even sometimes 3’s just to get a chance at protecting myself by damaging enough of the enemy. Hence the gamble: you resign yourself to losing the unit and a CP, but if you get lucky and they do blunt the enemy’s return attacks then all the better.

On the other side, the gamble of armor modifier is just something you need to deal with. Your best Beasts targets are low armor save high wound models: something with 4 wounds and a 5+ save is far more appealing to fight than something with 2 wounds and a 2+ save. Try to manage it by choosing what foes you can on the tabletop (not always easy). Know from deployment onward where your rough match-ups are going to be, and steer them to better grounds. And don’t necessarily commit to those really steep climb fights if you don’t have to. Try to find other ways to use your beasts to stop those threats that you’ll have a tough time killing: use your big base size to block their way, or at the very least know when having them not engaged to be a target is the best use of them.

1 40k Death Guard Beast of Nurgle versus Tyranids

Unit Synergies, Strategies, Horticulus Slimux, and Feculent Gnarlmaws

Synergies and Buffs: So there are some other sources in the Daemons Codex that helps out the big blobby slug-puppies of the Grandfather. Some of the basics are just that: basic. Being within 6″ of a Nurgle Daemon prince lets them re-roll 1’s on hit rolls. This is a solid buff for their output, mitigated of course by the gamble that is the number of attacks. Being within 6″ of Loci character also nets additional damage on a wound roll of 6: helpful as you re-roll all wound rolls, and gets Beasts to a respectable 3 wounds on those 6’s. Having a Poxbringer close also ups their Strength. Great Unclean Ones with a Doomsday Bell returning Beasts to the unit certainly gets bang for his buck, all the more so if he can take Fleshy Abundance to heal up any wounds that are lingering. Shriveling Pox certainly helps if you’re at a toughness break point in a given fight: dropping T3 models and T4 models by a -1 both have advantages for the Str 4 Beast of Nurgle. Virulent Blessing could help if your Beasts go after models with lots of wounds, and Miasma of Pestilence always ups survivability, but often I’m putting those on more reliable units than the Beasts. So yes, you can stack up all of these effects on your Beasts of Nurgle and they’ll really have the potential to hit hard. But that’s a LOT of support surrounding the unit, and it’s unrealistic to expect it in every fight. Far too often I find my Beasts got a bit too extended, my buff needs to go elsewhere, and my attacks characteristic generates a poor number. High-reward if you can pull off much of it, but high risk in some ways as well.

Strategies: There are generally better units to deep strike, so skip Denizens of the Warp on these guys unless you’re thinking of a big distraction wound pool (might work on opponents who have never faced Beasts of Nurgle before. Warp Surge can make your Beasts more resilient, but that definitely scales in power with more models in the unit and the more threatening (and thus focused by opponent) you place them. I find I rarely use this one on units of 3 or less Beasts. Locus of Fecundity is also a 2 CP durability booster, but re-rolling 1’s on Disgustingly Resilient tests is marginal at best and generally outshone by Warp Surge. Revolting Regeneration seems like it was written for these guys, but it’s expensive and you need to plan on it (and plan on restoring wounds in the Psychic phase with Fleshy Abundance). The critical strategem you’ll be using on your Beasts of Nurgle is the humble Command Re-Roll as I mentioned above. At any point you’re tempted to spend on the others, remind yourself that it’s two combat phases of less reliability that you’re chancing.

Nurgle Daemons Horticulous Slimux

Horticulux Slimux and his Feculent Gnarlmaws: This gent (and his warty trees) is the most common Beast of Nurgle buddy for making them click. If you’re doing one huge unit, two large units, and pretty much anytime you’re committing to Beasts spam as a strategy, he really is critical. He has two absolutely essential upgrades for making Beasts really shine. First, Beasts within 6″ get to re-roll their charge rolls. This gets them where you want them to be, but keep in mind he’s slow (and if you’re planting trees there are some spacing issues you’ll want to learn). Second, Beasts within 12″ get a +1 to attack rolls. That helps make your attacks more accurate, so as long as you’ve got that multiplying power of the higher roll on number of attacks you’re going to be in good shape. Stack with re-rolling wounds and seeking those 6’s for additional damage (as the slug-master carries the Loci), and they can make a right mess of many opponents. I don’t think he’s absolutely necessary for them, but he is quite effective at running with them. I end up using him to crack armor a lot, as his modifiers are potent, so he’s worth thinking of that way: buffing your Beasts and then providing punch against anything they get hung up upon due to high armor saves.

Nurgle Daemons Feculent Gnarlmaws

The Gnarlmaws are where it’s at with Horticulus Slimux, and there’s a reason I’m always happy to include one or two in a list. The ability to plop one down from Horticulus to allow charges on a turn that the Beasts ran is huge for their mobility. That greatly helps get to foes who are reluctant to engage with my force, which is important when running lots of Beasts. Taking two is generally right in a list if you’re paying for them, I often find that the third is just kind of sitting where the second was. That said they can also be a really bothersome space denial tool against certain models. Yeah, models can get around but no one wants to be near them (due to the wounds they cause to non-Nurgle models) and they take up a lot of space where models simply cannot stand.

Matchmaker Matchmaker

As you might have gathered, a lot depends on what support you’re getting. There’s a sweet spot for Beasts of Nurgle in the “lots of wounds” and “not very good armor” zone. Instead of a detailed tactica for every possible force, I’m going to break it into certain typologies below. Again, this is general rather than specific, but it should give you some sense of where Beasts of Nurgle might be ideal and where they might struggle.

Easy Prey: Anything where there are multi-wound foes with bad armor saves is the real sweet spot for Beasts of Nurgle. They do surprisingly well into Tyranids of most varieties except for utter swarms, and likewise can hurt other daemons just fine. They actually match up decently against Death Guard in a funny sort of way, as multiple wounds still helps get through both Plague Marines’ and Poxwalkers’ Feel No Pain rolls more effectively. Orks are a pretty decent match-up for them as well if you can get the charge rather than the Orks, especially the more elite units of regular Nobz–and they do better against the lighter Ork vehicles than you’d think.

Average Utility: These are the spots where the Beasts might have half of that magic combo: either poor saves or multiple wounds, but not both. For instance, troop-heavy Primaris marines forces are reasonably managed by beasts, as the 2 Wounds each really make work–but the good armor saves limit that. Likewise against ground-pounding Astra Militarum or Genestealer cult, the feeble saves help a great deal, but the random attack number on the  Beasts can really slow you up in the kill count (esp. overkilling the majority of 1 wound models). Tau, footslogging Ad Mech, Sisters of Battle, standard sorts of Space Marines, footslogging Eldar, and Necrons all fit here as well.

Poor Matchup: These are spots where the defenses are just a bit too much for the Beasts, or some other piece of defensive tech slows them down. Mechanized forces tend to fit here, where Beasts can’t reliably knock the foes out of their Chimeras, Rhinos, Devilfish, Wave Serpents, Raiders, Goliaths, and more. It can be a game, but it’s a pretty poor match-up if you’re Beast-heavy as you’ve got to commit to things that are hard to kill to then get at the stuff you actually want to kill. Slaanesh daemons with attacks debuffing also fit in here. It can also be the case when opponents are fielding massed weapons that are great for taking out hard targets. Multi-meltas and Lascannons usually chew thru Beasts of Nurgle pretty fast, so be wary there as well–a huge limit in a meta where people come ready to face Knights.

Misery for the Beasts: Armies with uniformly good saves and hard-to-wound models. Even with the re-roll on wounding, the strong saves mean that it’s a real uphill slog for the Beasts to get anything done. Knights are the clearest example, but Astra Militarum armored companies, Chaos Daemon Engines, and anything else that would be the classic “all vehicles” force are going to just be brutal on the Beasts.

Concluding Thoughts

The TL;DR of this is basically that Beasts are a gambler’s friend in lots of ways. If you’re lucky, they can be good and you can get good match-ups in tournaments. But that’s a huge “if”, and while there are ways to improve their capabilities, there’s also a limit to what they can handle–and a bad draw would just be a rough loss. They also require a bit of cash if you wanted to go Beast-heavy and do all GW figures, so keep that in mind (or hit the casino and hope absurd luck hits you there as well). While the meta remains the “make sure things can take out a Knight” and “I’m fielding my Knight” I think Beasts suffer a significant weakness.

All that said, Beasts of Nurgle are great fun to run en masse in games. Even when they’re being terrible, I do enjoy setting them on the table every time. So that’s worth thinking about as well.

Happy gaming if you choose to use your Beasts, and Grandfather Nurgle bless.

 

Clevelandis Falls

Clevelandis Falls

The following is a narrative battle report for our mega-battle culmination to the Second War for Futuris Clevelandis. Huge thanks to Ryan for building walls and terrain, and to Rico, Mike, Andy, Colton, and Jeff for painting up great models to join in the battle.

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The time had come. The enemies were at the gates. The Mayor of Futuris Clevelandis stood on the battlements, his electro-monocle showing him the massing forces below, while his trusted aids counseled him on courses of action. While the advisors were solidly Imperial citizens, the Mayor’s slight mutation meant that he was just as uncomfortable with Imperial rule as what the forces of ruinous Chaos would do to his precious city. 

Future Cleveland 2

While defenders prepared their positions, inside the city walls critical infrastructure was being prepared and defended. Even the unemployed buskers of the Mechanicum were given temporary work furloughs to sing songs of praise to the careful machineries. 

Future Cleveland 3

The citizens, like this crone and her two grandchildren, had seen the horrors of war before. They expected difficulty, but had no idea the cruelties that Chaos planned for the invasion. 

Future Cleveland 4

Adeptus Astartes from the Salamanders and Ultramarines chapters manned the massive walls of Futuris Clevelandis, determined to keep them intact and the city center protected. Every unit they could keep from getting to the city was a critical objective spared and civilians defended. 

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When the conglomerated forces of Chaos arrived they did so with a grand howl, spilling from warp rifts and bulk landers alike. Strangely, the Eldar that had been plaguing the system with raids showed up and launched an assault at the walls of Futuris Clevelandis at the same time. The defenders fired down on their numbers, hoping the hail of gunfire would slow the assault. 

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Yet Chaos’ victory in the air battles had left the defenses of the interior of the city open. Deep striking terminators from the Thousand Sons appeared first, and then used their magical loci to enable masses of daemons to surround the Adeptus Mechanicus defenders that occupied the critical infrastructure of the city center. 

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At the walls, the Imperial Guard were the first to the fight, their tanks being placed at the far side of the walls, supporting their troops that occupied external trench works. The daemons were far too close and too numerous, and their great strikes tore through troops and tanks with equal ease. 

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Inside the city, the daemons of Slaanesh enacted their cruel plans: by slaying the souls of the citizens (including the crone and her grandchildren) they increased the blood power of the Daemonic forces. Soporific clouds of Slaanesh’s power began to accumulate within the city corridors thanks to the suffering inflicted on the innocent. The Adeptus Mechanicus fought back in the face of it, and called for help from the Space Marines who manned the walls. 

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A great Helldrake of Chaos launched itself into the lead of the forces of Chaos, but the resolute Salamanders remained undaunted. Their squads of Primaries Inceptors boldly leaped the walls and unleashed plasmatic destruction into the chest of the great beast, felling it in a wave of destruction. 

Future Cleveland 10

Yet it was too late. The Eldar had sent sapper Kill Teams ahead of the mission, and they were able to blow one section of the wall right as the battle reached its climax. The Mayor of Future Cleveland managed to barely escape the destruction, but his aids were not so lucky. The Ultramarines and Salamanders steeled themselves for the incoming assault, even while some units turned to support the city that lay at their backs. The tanks of the Ultramarines were savaged by the Tzeentch daemon prince that reached them thanks to unholy speed, while the battle line troops of both Chapters poured their fire into the Hell Blade fighter that was the first attacker to exploit the gap in the wall. 

Future Cleveland 11

Yet all the defenses at the gate were for naught, as the city center fell to Chaos. The Adeptus Mechanicus put up a heroic fight, but surrounded on all sides and dulled by the strange musks and magical energies of the Slaanesh daemons they could not survive. The Chaos Fire Raptor’s arrival to the city center furthered the wave of destruction, and helped finish off the Space Marine reserves who were dispatched to the city center. While one section of the city remained held by the Imperium forces, three sections fell to Chaos. Back on the battlefield, the wall was broken but manned, but the trench system had been entirely taken by the Chaos forces. The city of Futuris Cleveland was broken, fallen to the ravages of Chaos. Already their rituals began to be enacted, with the goal of turning the entire planet into a daemon planet to harness the dark energy that had always been bound in the crust and core of Clevelandis. 

Future Cleveland 12

The Mayor of Futuris Clevelandis had thought himself finally safe, and that at least his mutation would make him seem appealing to those on the Chaos side–explaining it away to the Imperials had grown increasingly difficult over the centuries. He had dodged the wall collapse as well, and found himself atop an entirely empty battlement. Where had the space marine defenders gone? Then with a blink he realized, the Eldar had been operating with a singular mission the entire time. They had engaged enough Space Marine forces to clear the battlement, then blown the wall to force him to flee that way. As two farceurs on Jetbikes flew in at him, the Mayor felt a sinking sensation. He was far from safe. The Eldar had designs on him. What they were he could not say, but he knew as he surrendered that he was the central goal of their plan all along. 

The game turned out to a great event, and was a really fun time putting it all together. Again huge thanks to all the players who build and painted things to make this go off so well. Stay tuned, as the next steps for Clevelandis and its erstwhile Mayor will be taking place over the summer of 2020 in the DaemonWorld campaign that we’ll be playing at Drawbridge games.

Painting Progress

I didn’t get any of what I hoped to get painted for this event done, but I did manage to finally finish up the last touches on my two units of Nurgling bases. These little scamps have been mostly painted for a while, and just needed the final treatment.

Chaos Daemons 40k Nurglings

Such gross little dudes. 

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

70/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

14/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted

Invasion of Terra II: Planning

Invasion of Terra II: Planning

[Dates moved to extended postponement due to Covid-19]

It’s time to start planning for The Invasion of Terra II: The Emperor’s Boogaloo. We’re gathering the forces of the Imperium and Chaos for a big final showdown that will culminate at the steps of the Golden Throne itself.

The 6ft table and the 4ft table will be lined up to form one massive 12ft table, with trench works and the walls of the Imperial Palace along them. Forces will start relatively intermixed, representing that fighting has been going on and that reserves from both Imperial and Chaos factions have joined in from various sides. That battle will be the “Invasion Battle”. It will be immediately followed by clearing a space on the 4ft table and placing down the terrain for the Golden Throne, representing the cathedral chamber in which the Emperor resides. That will be the “Golden Throne Battle”. Both will take place [in the future].

The key to the Invasion Battle will be seeing what general toll the war takes on both sides. The story will be that the champions of Chaos do fight their way to the Golden Throne, and get opposed by the great champions of the Imperium there. Results like one’s forces being lost may delay certain arrivals to the Golden Throne Battle, or enable certain supporting units to be present. Even if a champion character is destroyed in the big battle, it will be back in the Golden Throne fight–as you can’t keep leaders like Vulkan or Magnus the Red down too long. That said tho, they are likely to be hampered in ways due to the punishment they took at the gates.

Golden Throne Warhammer 40k 8th Ed

We’ll sort out more specific “if/then” rules about the results of the Invasion Battle affecting the Golden Throne Battle (and the specifics of the Golden Throne battle) as we plan forward. For now, I wanted to put out the list of who we’re expecting as those big characters for the event, as well as players, factions, and the schedule.

Players and Factions Involved

Player Faction(s) Characters
Steve Black Legion Abaddon
Enrico Slaanesh Daemons Fulgrim
Andy Tzeentch Daemons Magnus the Red, Ahriman, Changeling
Andrew Nurgle Daemons, Khorne Daemons, Death Guard, Chaos Knights Mortarion, Ka’Bandha (also the Golden Throne terrain itself)
Ryan Blood Angels, Imperial Guard Sanguinius
Colton Salamanders Vulkan
Mike Ad Mech, Deathwatch Belisarius Cawl
Jeff Ultramarines Rouboute Guilliman
Tony (?) Imperial Knights

Schedule

Wednesday, [sometime], afternoon or evening: set up terrain for event, set up models in starting positions.

Thursday, [day after sometime], 6:00 pm: The Invasion Battle begins.

Thursday, [same subsequent to sometime day], 9:30 pm: The Invasion Battle results are tallied. Selected models are moved to the Golden Throne room.

Thursday, [still future sometime… it’ll get there], 10:00 pm: The battle for the Golden Throne commences.

The Second War of Futuris Clevelandis

It’s that time again, time for the Second War of Futuris Clevelandis. Future Cleveland is the short-hand name for the ruined city board my friend Ryan built (inspired by the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video), and as we’re cooking up a big invasion scenario for May, we wanted to do a practice run of a linked-board invasion. So the Second War Futuris Clevelandis was born. It’s a three part series of games, where each portion influecnces the final battle. It starts with a Kill Team battle, then a clash in the skies that is limited to just flyers. We got those two games in these past weeks.

My Death Guard clashed with the Eldar in the Kill Team missions. The twin plasma gun plague marines made a mess of the Wraithguard, and kept the Eldar Autarch hopping from cover to cover. While I pinned him in with some poxwalkers, my own Lord of Contagion had trouble chasing him down and I lost on scenario (it was an assassination mission). 

The flyer battle was an asymmetric clash between different flyers across the three factions: Imperials, Chaos, and Eldar. Chaos had Enrico’s Helldrake, and my Hell Blade and Fire Raptor. Steve fielded three Hemlock Wraithfighters on the Eldar side. The Imperials had the largest contingent: two Valkyries, a Corvus Blackstar, a Stormraven, a Stormhawk, and a Stormtalon. 

The Eldar flyers proved to be the initial predators of the sky, wrecking almost anything they  were pointed at. The first plane to be downed was the Stormraven, which caught two of the three flyers. The Stormtalon chased the Chaos Hell Blade, and was chased by a Hemlock in turn. The Hell Blade managed to escape unscathed, while the Stormtalon was finally downed. 

The remaining Valkyrie finally took out the Fire Raptor, blasting away its last wounds. But it was the Helldrake that finished it off–proving to be the most dangerous predator of the skies. A victory for Chaos!

While Chaos doesn’t get the saboteur special bonus for the final battle due to losing the Kill Team mission set, they do get to control the skies for the final invasion. A good result after some fun events toward the shared goal.

Painting Progress

More painting progress to go! Units that fleshed out the Kill Team as well as my second Flyer for the aerial combat event.

Death Guard Lord of Contagion

Lord of Contagion. I really enjoyed this model, and I’m slowly getting more and more comfortable with my process to do the Death Guard armor. 

Death Guard Poxwalkers 1Death Guard Poxwalkers 2

Ten Poxwalkers. Fun quick paint jobs. The one with the wrench is probably my favorite. 

Death Guard Fire Raptor Assault Gunship

Fire Raptor Assault Gunship. The model is far larger than I thought. I enjoyed the process of working on it, and pleased with the results. It’s not something to field in every game, but on occasion will be a good addition to the force. 

I also continued my progress on my Marvel Crisis Protocol groups. M.O.D.O.K. and Black Panther. I got in a few fun and friendly games of Crisis Protocol as well. It’s a great skirmish game that I’m having a lot of fun playing. I’ll have to do a post about my progress with that game and some of the cool action shots from it. 

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

64/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

14/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted

Linked Battle: Confusion and Clash

Note: For the end of January, I prepped and painted my forces for a two-part game of Kill Team and then 40k against my buddy Mike’s Adeptus Mechanicus forces. The battle started with the Feint Kill Team mission (varied to have civilians as the objective markers which the forces of plague were trying to infect). The 40k mission following was Blitz, with the winner from the Kill Team mission getting to use concealed deployment for the larger game. The narrative battle report starts this post, with the painting progress below. 

Confusion and Clash

The larger battle for Segunda 144B’s dual moons raged between forces of the Death Guard and the Adeptus Mechanicus contingent from Forge World Graia tasked with defending the system. While the battle raged hotly on the outskirts of the urban sectors, the Death Guard were keen to exploit the various urban populations behind Mechanicum lines in order to sew disruption and and disease. Small bands of raiders were tasked with lightning assaults into urban centers in a variety of spots, hoping that they would effectively feint the Mechanicum–or at least make them draw their strength back to deal with a disease-and-threat-laden population.

Kill Team Death Guard 1

Utilizing access tunnels and steam vents, small squads made their way into the population. They struck quickly at the populace, managing to infect people simply with a touch or drip of putrescence placed in the right spot. This unsuspecting citizen could do nothing as the very machine spirit of his mobility hover chair was infected by the merciless tendrils of a Death Guard warrior of the line. The Death Guard shoved him onto a transit carrier bound for the interior of the city, and the vector spread.

Kill Team Death Guard 2

Finally the Adeptus Mechanicus was able to send squads to respond, but they were too late as the Death Guard reached the populace–people fleeing in terror from the warriors unwittingly carried plagues with them as well. The dispatched Skitarii fought well, but their firing lines were too short and the plague marines’ putrid bodies able to continue to function in the face of devastating wounds. While a few newly-turned poxwalkers were slain, the Skitarii were slain and the Death Guard plodded back into their sewers to return to their units.

With the confusion sewn virally, the Adeptus Mechanicus command structure was forced to send a portion of their rapid-response forces back to the cities to respond to the crisis. With their scouting elements withdrawn, the Death Guard were able to attack without relative warning, striking at a weakened point at the larger battle line with a spearhead force.

Death Guard v AdMech 1

The Mechanicum had to deploy their forces broadly, and while the natural choke point of two buildings helped, they had the wrong units facing the Death Guard forces at the start of the battle. Huge burly daemons with ghastly snail shells led the charge, followed by ranks of plaguebearers and the more orderly support of Death Guard Legionaries.

Death Guard v AdMech 2

The Forge World Graia Dragoons tried to mount an attack along their left flank, one taking some damage from a Foetid Bloat Drone as it fought. Unfortunately the accuracy of the Plague Marines’ destructive shooting eliminated the other Dragoon–whose exploding form did the last of the damage to the injured one. With the fiery cataclysm, the flank collapsed and the Death Guard closed in around the remaining forces.

Death Guard v AdMech 3

The lines of Skitarii warriors poured damage into the onslaught of beasts, but it wasn’t enough to keep up with their attacks nor their ability to heal and revive members of the two large squads of the disgusting creatures. With their troop line decaying, finally the trio of Dunecrawlers that made the back line had to face their opponents. While their destructive power had downed the Daemon Prince and a Bloat Drone, the power of warp-laden hides managed to shrug the power of their weapons as the daemons rumbled in for the kill. With the lines of of the Mechanicum fully mixed with Nurgle forces, the triumph went to the Death Guard and their demonic allies. They were not pushed back, nor killed in numbers sufficient to stop the tide of filth. Another planet will fall, and the Grandfather smiled again as plagues bloom on his watch.

Was a great game to play, and I really enjoyed linking the Kill Team with the final game. Mike had some brutally unlucky rolls which skewed the result to a pretty clear Nurgle win (best example was using a command re-roll to try to avoid the Dragoon explosion, and rolling the 6 a second time). And it was a mission well-suited to my durable force. Overall a great game, and love building narratives through play. 

Painting Progress

Got a lot of painting done, and pretty pleased with my progress. I was hesitant with my scheme for the Death Guard marines, but I think I got something that I like.

Death Guard Biologus Putrifier

Biologus Putrifier first up. Definitely enjoyed painting all of the bottles and vials he bears. Was a lot of fun to do them all slightly differently. He makes Marines pretty nasty with the grenade strategy, tho in his one outing so far I didn’t get to see anything at all from him. 

Death Guard Plague Marines

Death Guard unit #1. Champion with plasma pistol and plaguesword, two plasma gunners, and then a marine with a plague flail and a marine with a bubotic axe. They were the MVP’s of my first game with them hitting the table. Excited to start to explore what these troops can do, as another unit of five is on my painting table to give me options and variation. 

Chaos Daemons Poxbringer

Another Poxbringer for my Daemons force, this time the official model. Certainly pleased with how he turned out, as I like my daemon scheme quite well. And that smug little Nurgling amid the growths is about my favorite Nurgling sculpt ever. 

To not let 40k dominate the whole post, I finished two more Marvel Crisis Protocol characters as well: Hulk and Okoye. He was easy enough, she was tough–I went for her head tattoo to be the movie version rather than the comic version. It’s hard to see in the pic, but if it were more extreme it would look strange too.

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

35/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

12/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted

Back to the Garden (of Nurgle)

Back to the Garden (of Nurgle)

Well, it’s a new year and that means time for some change. While I enjoyed my Fall-to-Winter with Orks, I felt that I wanted to get back to painting the force that really has me excited: a grand Chaos army of Death Guard. Those slimy, pox-ridden boys just interest me most as a painting challenge, and I’m trying to recognize the habit in myself: what I like to paint is what gets painted (and thus played, as I am still going with my Brush Wielders Union pledge to play it painted.

brush wielders pledge

So that has meant some new painting from me these past couple of weeks of the new year. I added some air power (and float-power) to my force in the form of a Chaos Hell Blade fighter and two Foetid Bloat Drones with plaguespitters.

1 40k Chaos Nurgle Hell Blade Fighter Death Guard

I love the sleek look of this model, how it definitely looks like it’s flying. This is one of the lava bases I’m most proud of as well (there’s a little Nurgling marooned amid some lava).

1 40k Death Guard Nurgle Foetid Plague Drones Plaguespiiters

I tried and tried, but there are no good ways to get photos of the Foetid Bloat Drones. Like, I see them in person and think “wow, these are crazy and characterful”, but photos just don’t do them justice. Alas. Still proud of them tho. 

Played one big team-up game of Chaos versus Imperium: Enrico’s Slaanesh force and my Nurgle against Ryan’s Imperial Guard and Colton’s Salamanders.

(Clockwise from left) Enrico stares down the line of Imperial Guard tanks that hammered our Daemonic cohort. The forces of Slaanesh hit the Salamanders, while Nurgle daemons trundle thru the muck in the distance. The battle for the sky engaged, with the Hell Blade barely denting the enemy Flyer. 

I also snuck in a couple smaller games: one against Andy’s Tzeentch force, and one against Jeff’s Tyranids.

(Clockwise from Left) Andy’s Daemon Prince hit my lines on top one turn one (close deployment zones for the mission), so it became a quick slug-fest. Against Jeff’s giant bio-guns, the resilient Daemon Prince managed to eventually hack his way through the creature. The wrath of the Genestealers was too much for even a hearty Beast of Nurgle to survive.

I also got in a bit of Marvel Crisis Protocol. Instead of taking the time to do separate posts (which would prevent me getting things posted), I’m just going to combine them. I finished painting up Killmonger for my team. Been a while since I did dark skin (had a Catachan army for 40k back in the day that had lots of varied skin tones), but I think it turned out nicely. And I’m very pleased with the camo pattern on his pants.

1 Marvel Crisis Protocol Killmonger

The MCP play was just a couple of sessions of the Ultron raid mission. Figured I’d share some pics. I teamed up with Ryan against Tony’s Ultron, and we managed to win thanks to the mission objectives.

Overall an effective early January of gaming and painting!

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

20/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

10/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted

Paint 366 Points Per Year – Redux

Paint 366 Points Per Year – Redux

Okay, so another new year and another chance to make a gaming pledge. I came up short last year, owing partially to change in gaming focus and partially to some health complications. I did manage to paint 230 points of Warmachine and Hordes (entirely Minions models) by mid-March 2019, and then got 50 power points painted for two different Warhammer 40k armies (and that’s not counting a good 50 points I painted up for a third army that I didn’t stick with).

This year I’m setting my sights on two games: Warhammer 40k and Marvel: Crisis Protocol. On the 40k side, I’ve got Nurgle forces (Daemons and Death Guard) and Orks, and will probably flip between the two as I get started. My first painting for the year has been some Nurgle Daemon counts-as models that will get double-duty as they’re pieces from the Cthulhu: Death May Die game.

Warhammer 40k Nurgle Daemon counts as chaos spawn poxbringer Yog Sothoth Wilbur Whateley

Wilbur Whateley (on the left) will count as a Poxbringer Herald of Nurgle, while Yog-Sothoth (right) will count as a Chaos Spawn in the Death Guard list. 

I also have painted up a number of Marvel: Crisis Protocol models so far, and I’ll keep adding those. That game is a really neat and fun one, and offers a surprising amount of customization of teams/cards/missions.

Yes, I know that Red Skull’s Cosmic Cube-Created Simulacra of some heroes might be taking the easy road, but I had no interest in painting the core Avengers. I’m a villain guy mostly (tho Black Panther will be getting painted up). 

So my goal for 2020 is two-fold. First, to paint up 366 power points (as it’s a leap year) of Warhammer 40k models. For reference, the two I painted so far are worth 4 and 2 points respectively, so I’m at 6/366. Second, to paint at least 25 Marvel: Crisis Protocol figures. And a habit I’ve gotten away from, I’m going to try and track all of my games in some way.

So here goes. Happy painting in 2020 everyone!

2020 Painting Challenge Progress

6/366 Warhammer 40k Power Points Painted

9/25 Marvel Crisis Protocol Models Painted